What happens when JD Vance begs like a whiny little toddler in front of Papa Twump? 🍭
A meme is born. And now...
There’s a GAME!
Dodge Zelenskyy, flap through Ohio’s infinite cornfields, collect MAGA hats, and hear JD sob like the little man-baby he is.
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During a legendary Oval Office meltdown, JD Vance whined at Zelenskyy: "Have you even said thank you once?"
Trump just sat there, grinning, as JD humiliated himself on live TV.
And just like that, JD became Ohio’s most memeable corn-fed baby.
Now it’s a movement. Now it’s history.
It all started when @barflugnarven posted this legendary take on 𝕏, capturing JD Vance’s toddler-like meltdown in the Oval Office:
You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky pic.twitter.com/OOVPIdtrVf
— Barflugnarven🇻🇦 (@barflugnarven) February 28, 2025
It received millions of views OVERNIGHT!
And just like that, a meme was born. A movement was started.
Just look at all of the these tweets from top online influencers!
YOU SHOULDA SAID PWEASE pic.twitter.com/PixKbWKrUK
— Mr. Frog, (Road to Redemption Arc) (@TheMisterFrog) March 1, 2025
"JD.... What's happened to you?"
— Linda (@AlfredAlfer77) March 6, 2025
"What aow yew tawking about Mistow Teel?"
"My creation... my life's work... is this really how it all ends?"
"I wike woweypops an gumgum dwops."
"JD! Snap out of it, pull yourself together man!"
"You got too say Pwease Mistow Teel." pic.twitter.com/UciGE0alJ7
I just spent 99 cents on the new JD Vance emoji pack and regret nothing pic.twitter.com/HCKzdlQvBg
— greg (@greg16676935420) March 6, 2025
JD Vance broke the internet. https://t.co/usx9moUTGM pic.twitter.com/Ufhfi5LH00
— 🥜🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) March 6, 2025
JD Vance pictures
— no context memes (@weirddalle) March 6, 2025
🧵 Thread 👇 pic.twitter.com/H9G32YQKtD
Here's what you'd look like if you were JD Vance. https://t.co/Jjopt6tv81 pic.twitter.com/HlBIfDc7jC
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) March 7, 2025
I have completely forgotten what the real JD Vance looks like at this point. pic.twitter.com/rMaKcY5h3w
— Spergler Acolyte (@SperglerAcolyte) March 3, 2025
AND NOW THERE'S A GAME!
JD Vance didn’t want this meme. The people demanded it.
Share PWEASE.MEME with your friends, your enemies, and random people on the internet.
Don't forget to tag JD. He needs to see dis.
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This website and game are satirical works of pure parody and should not be taken seriously by anyone, including but not limited to JD Vance, Donald Trump, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, AOC, or any other political figure, real or imagined. We do not claim endorsement, affiliation, or even mild acknowledgment from any of the individuals depicted (if they knew about this, they’d probably just block us). The $PWEASE token is a memecoin with no intrinsic value beyond its comedic brilliance, and absolutely nothing here constitutes financial, political, or life advice—seriously, if you're making investment decisions based on a website filled with JD Vance baby talk, please reconsider your priorities. All images, sounds, and text are used under fair use and parody protections (and also because they’re funny). If you are an attorney reading this, pwease go easy on us.